Friday, July 08, 2011

Headline News










NAUGHTY NEWSHOUND NICKED!
EYES DOWN EXIT EDITORS!
WAPPING W--KERS WHOPPED!
SO LONG SADDO SCRIBBLERS

OUT! OUT! OUT!
FECKING OUTFOXED!

TARRA TAT RATS!
HAMMER HOUSE OF HACKERS!
END OF AN EARA!

WE WOZ WUMBLED!
OZ WIZARDS OFFED!
ROTTEN WRITERS RAPPED!
LOONY LEFTY DIES LARFING!
DOLE INVADERS DOOM!

We at the NOTW say
When a ship splits at the seams
The men ( and woman ) on the bridge
Must carry the can.
Rebecca Wade’s hands were on the wheel
When the crew ran amok
And the ship struck a rock.
She must be first to walk the plank.
Hey! James Murdoch
When your star editor shows
She couldn’t manage a chip shop,
You don’t promote her.
James, you’re fired!
Mega boss, Murdoch, you’re only as good
As the men ( and woman ) you choose
To steer your ship for you.
Take over BSkyB?
You must be ‘avin a larf!
Rupert - it’s time
To go walkabout, mate.

PS Don’t think we’ve forgotten
The rest of you journos.
We’re coming for your jobs!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:27 AM

    GOTCHA indeed. Nice work Rej - made my day.
    Jason

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