Once there was a Wikileak struck all dumb,
Two-faced politicians, now on the run,
Caught with their pants down, having too much fun.
No decent citizen would’ve kept mum.
Red faces, burnt fingers, exposure to The Sun?
Fat chance of those hacks getting off their bums,
No profit in this, they can all do sums,
Two-faced politicians now on the run.
Kick-backs and expenses, still smoking gun
Unplanned , not what you promised on the stump,
Swore you’d make a statesman, not Forest Gump
Caught with your pants down, having too much fun.
No decent citizen could’ve kept mum.
What did you expect, treating all like scum.
Too late feeling sorry now, looking glum,
Once there is a Wikileak, no use playing dumb.
Break the culture of secrecy! Stop the undercover warmongers!