Sunday, December 02, 2007

The animals have spoken ....

The hens all slaughtered themselves!
I heard it first on Fox News,
Hot off the press,
Penned by Lunchtime O’Booze.

Devotees of Asian cuisine,
Whales queue off the Japanese coast,
Amber grist to the mill, all
In a frenzy to add to their sushi on toast.

No longer hurling themselves from cliffs,
Lemmings have learnt to have fun,
Achieving the same heights of pleasure
From daily abuse in The Sun.

The more cultured creatures,
Who shun puns and rhymes,
Turn for chastisement
To the wise words of The Times.

When I was a puppy, I used to feel sick,
Bellyful – Dandelion and Burdock.
Strange how I now suffer the exact same reaction
On hearing that name - Rupert Murdoch.

Feeling very frivolous. It's Sunday. Haven't had time to read the papers. Oh joy!

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