Monday, October 02, 2006

CV for a New Labour Leader




Audacity! Mendacity!

The ability to ignore
what people need,
in the unashamed service
of naked greed.

Audacity! Mendacity!

The ability to destroy
what others have built
without showing
the slightest sign of guilt.

Audacity! Mendacity!

The ability to conceal
what you have really planned,
keep out of sight the evidence
you secrete in your own hand.

Audacity! Mendacity!

The ability to slaughter
at the stroke of a pen.
The ability to do it
time and time again.

Audacity! Mendacity!

The ability to cling on and on
even when the last figment
of common decency
has long gone.

Audacity! Mendacity!

The mask is available from 'Silly Jokes - Joke & Party Shop' or direct from source at 10 Downing Street.

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